anxiousmonster:

he doesn’t even say meow he says AAAAAAAAA

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sulfurkitten:

flarekristofferson:

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THE ANTICIPATION FOR THIS WAS UNREAL.

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tobuscus:

1 - There’s a Facebook status update generator. 2 - it suggested I post this #wwis http://what-would-I-say.com

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

Have you heard of In Time?

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keokhaos:

spoupyengine:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

its because all of our hate is condensed into a small space.

It’s true, there’s a lot a rage inside me but, my fiance is 6 feet and 2 inches of happiness and optimism

Can confirm. Am 6 foot 2 and a fiance.

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d-artle:

say-ton:

how could u not reblog this

it’s crazy to think this role played a part in taking his life

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megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

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